June 2001 Archives

Jun 06, 2008

Confidence.

I used to have self-image problems. I don't anymore.

I spent the beginning of today with Natasha. I grabbed my welfare check from the mail and picked her up. We grabbed some coffee at Flipnotics, and also picked up some Toy-Joy coupons that they were giving out at the register. We sat and talked about web design and school and how dumb life can be sometimes. Then we headed up to Toy-Joy to spend them coupons. Shortly after arriving I ran into Tamara and a friend of hers. We gave her a coupon. We had 3.

Austin is SOOOOO small. Tamara and I chilled one night at IHOP a few weeks prior. I feel like I belong here now.... and it's a great feeling. Everywhere I go now, I run into people that I know.

God bless the internet.

My pal Tim told me that the Pope has declared some old dead dude the Patron Saint of the Internet. Timmy's family is Irish Catholic. He has what I like to call, "Original Guilt". He's 23 and just finally starting to shake some of it. I'm proud of him. I'd link him if he ever got his page together. Come on Tim, snap to it! The teeming hordes of internet hotties are waiting for ya. ;) Isin't that bizarre about the Pope doing that? That will be reason number one million and one why I am not Catholic. Them Popes man, that much be one boring gig. I'd like to think that the Pope did it for publicity.. to give the church a more modern bend... and not because he discovered the alt.binaries.pictures.* newsgroups. What a fuckin' weird world.

I'd like to start a petition to declare me the Patron Saint of Internet Porn. I think it'd be really popular with the kids. I need to buy shirts with smaller collars.

Troy, NY is the "Collar City". The Arrow Shirt company had a factory there. They made collars. There is a bridge there. They call it the "Collar City Bridge". Collars were where it was at. My mother's parents met there, making collars. Then they had some 1940's style sex. I'm not sure what that was all about, but I suspect it's probably funner now. One thing is for sure though: they made my mom. And my mom begat me, with a little 1970's style sex from my dad. And I begat this webpage.

I got snazzed up and headed downtown to Swigs lounge for Jennifer's birthday party. Swigs is a fancy bar on the west side of the Spaghetti Warehouse. There is no sign. It's actually connected to The Bitter End, but that's not intuitively obvious from the street. They have men there that open the door for you. It's that kind of place. She's 24 now. Happy birthday Jenn! Jennifer is the second (and last) girl to chew my heart up really good. It's all good now though. She taught me the value of self-respect.

The hard way.

All her roommates were there. It was good to see them all again. They're good folks. I met her most recent ex too. He was really quiet and didn't talk much. I definitely have the feeling that Jenn wore the pants in that relationship. I drank an eight-dollar Martini. Although it was NASTY, it "did the trick". I hammed it up with her roommates about Strawberry Shortcake, the economy, fake palm trees, chocolate liquer drinks, jobs, family, and cigarettes. Nothing too significant. We said our goodbyes and I headed to Club Deville to meet Kesha.

I was just full of confidence tonight. I felt like the hottest shit on sixth street. I met up with Kesha and her friends at Deville. She had friends from California visiting. I'd like to visit there sometime. Californians I have met tend to act like they're coked up all the time. Like they're in their own alternate cartoon universe. Super-high energy. I think that would get old pretty fast. I consider myself a low to medium energy person. Her friends were really cool and fun though. It was a real challenge to hype myself up to their level. I think I sortof pulled it off. I squeezed a few good/fast jokes in. I love new and challenging social situations. I think I do pretty good at em.

I pride myself on being able to fit in everywhere and with everyone. I think I'm overcompensating for being so socially maladjusted in my youth. Thats why I don't have any tattoos or piercings. It would prevent me from being accepted in classier circles.

Kesha quit her job today. She had a thousand dollars in her purse. She bought me a drink. I drank it. And it was good. Amen.

It turned out that she was sorta seeing one of the guys at the table with us. That girl is craaaaaazy. The good kind, though.

After a while we headed back to our cars. They offered to drive me back to my car at the parking garage. On the way there, Payden, a guy she's also dating was pulled over for driving with TN plates. They gave him a sobriety test, which he miraculously passed. We sat on the grass watching it all go down. We thought he was going to go to jail. They let him off with a warning and Kesha drove his car home. They revoked his license, apparently. I'm not sure about the specifics. He was pretty shook up about it.

When I got home I felt pretty mellow, so I dusted off my MP3 colelction. Brokedown Palace by the Grateful Dead is what I discovered. It's exquisite.

Goodnight, cruel world! Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 29, 2001

Blitz.

I woke up to the ringing of my cell phone. Kesha invited me out to breakfast at the G&M Steakhouse across from Book People. While on the phone with her, Wendi called. Wendi hardly ever calls. She is moving out of her and her boyfriend's apartment. She turns 21 July 7th. Moving out is the best idea she has had since dumping me. Hah! Oh well, I guess she's not so moody anymore. While on the phone with Wendi, Natasha called inviting me out on a photo safari around downtown Austin. Three phone calls in five minutes. I felt loved.

I met Kesha at G&M which reminded me much of the Famous Lunch greasy spoon in downtown Troy. Ahhh, can you tell I'm excited about going home? :) They have delicious hash browns. After eating we bopped up to Buffalo Exchange for a little shoppy shop action. The man at the dressing room had breasts. Kesha bought pants. And that was that.

Natasha and I walked all around downtown and took a bunch of really good pictures. She has rekindled my interest in photography. Go Natasha! We walked the tracks. A train came.

It was a super cool day. If my scanner wasn't so flaky I'd scan more pics. Ahh well. Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 24, 2001

Girl crazy.

Whoa, have I been letting these journal entries slip! Bad Evan! So much has happened, whoa.

Karyn was off with her new boy lately, and Adriana was entertaining her ex-bf, so the iron triangle was reduced to a monopod for the past bunch of days. And boy did I have fun!

I got a call from a woman that I met at the Ritz about a week ago. One of his friends sweet talked his way into this woman's pants and her house, and has been there ever since. He got verbally abusive, conned her into getting a key to her place, and claimed posession of her. He was homeless and had been living at the Salvation Army. I had met the slezeball that night, and when he introduced himself he expressed to me the mission of the night: to get laid. She wanted to know if I knew him. I told her what I knew.

I recommended that she call the police, buy pepper spray, and move. Thats exactly what she is going to do. Scary, really scary. She has a four year old child too. She told me that he said to her everything a girl wanted to hear - how beautiful she was, etc. He is a predator.

This supports my theory that bars are lousy places to meet quality people. In this case, it's even a bad place to score quality action. Watch out girls.

So that was pretty freaky.

That night I was chit chatting with different internet peeps when I discover that this cutie Natasha lives right across the road from me! It blew my mind. So we met in between us at the convenient store across the street and gabbed for a while.

Of course I stayed up far too late that night and was dead beat exhausted the next morning when I got a knock on the door. I grumbled something uncomprehensible as I trodded down the stairs. I answered the door in my bathrobe with my head still full of cobwebs. Before me stood Natasha in a 2-piece bathing suit. Boy did THAT set a nice mood for the day! She invited me to go swimming in the non-ghetto pool across the street at her complex with her and her boyfriend Daniel.

Contuniung a long tradition of men not denying cute girls in bathing suits, I accepted her invitation and fetched a pair of tacky red trunks from the closet. I followed her back to her place where we met up with Daniel. We chit chatted for a bit, then attempted to go swimming first at Zilker (it was closed), then at Twin Falls (it was dried up). We ended up getting wet in her apartment's pool. Eight feet in the deep end, aww yeah baby. Not the measley four and a half feet my apartment has. No sir.

I went home feeling SOOOOOO good. I decided then that I was going to swim every chance I got. Soo good. I took a little nap, then diddled off on the internet for a while. Natasha came on and we talked for about an hour. We were both hungry, so I invited her out to a dinner date at Romeo's. We got all snazzed up, went, ate, came back, gabbed some more, and that was that.

We chatted till the wee hours of the morning, chewing through some excellent conversations. The next day went swimming in her pool, did minimal sunbathing, went back, I played with her digital camera, and we talked on her balcony as the sun set. It was a wonerful day.

I was still dressed up, so I decided to hit the mean streets of downtown Austin. And that meant: The Ritz! I dropped my seventy-five cents in a pool table in the corner. The locals seemed pretty friendly, and just plain pretty. Pat and Andrea, respectfully. I then proceeded to play some of the best pool of my life, winning all of 7 games against an excellent opponent. That day was ALSO a wonderful day.

Today I slept in and hibernated most of the day. I felt like such a wasteoid, frittering away the day on the computer without anything to show for it. I decided to go grab some food and hit downtown. I went to the Flamingo Cantina to meet up with Kesha, the guy she is dating, and a bunch of her friends. I didn't recognize her at first, so I rung her cell phone. When I saw her go for it I moved in.

We hit it right off. We blew through a couple of very bad mixed drinks (the bar tender at Flamingo Cantina is lousy), then a couple of beers. We drank and talked and talked and drank. The band played reggae and the vibe was mellow. It was raining out and everybody got wet. The rain blew into the seating and dance floor while we shook our groove thang like nobody's biznis. The music was good, the women were beautiful, and good will filled the air like the smoke from the guitarist's hand-rolled cigarette.

...another magical night.

Epilogue: I return home to
this excellent email. Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 23, 2001

Emos.

Mary just told me she met Eddie Vedder in CA. Wild. She got a kiss on the forehead out of it too. Too wild. :) And I thought I loved an interesting life! ha ha.

I picked up Tory at St Edwards and we drove downtown to Emos. She was all fancied up in makeup. I think that was the first time I've seen her all done up.

We got the sweetest parking spot in all of Austin right on the bridge near Stubbs. River City High was on when we got there. They were fun and had good energy. They all had floppy hair. I miss my hair. This short haircut makes me feel so young. And I feel that people see me as younger too. That kindof sucks. Oh well.

We chilled in the courtyard and shot the shit until Juliana Theory came on. I was not prepared for the intensity that they rocked out. Now thats what I call a rock show. woohoo.

I dropped her back off at St Edwards and came home. After diddling off for a while I caught my pal Tamara online. We met up at IHOP and chit chatted and an hour or two.

Then I laid me down to sleep. Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 19, 2001

Belief.

I was up late last night / early this morning putzing around on the internet when I discoverd that Audiogalaxy is located right across the bridge from me on W 6th Street. I sent them my resume. What a sweet job that would be.

I took a belief-o-matic test. This is what it told me I'd be a good match with:

1. Liberal Protestant (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quaker (95%)
4. New Age (87%)
5. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (86%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (81%)
7. Neo-Paganism (78%)
8. New Thought (74%)
9. Taoism (72%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (68%)

The Unitarian Universalism doesn't look too bad. If I had to pick one.
I think the site is kinda bent towards Christianity. It's got Jesus banner ads all over the place.

News flash! I'd like you all to know that I have found Jesus.

I just got my airline tickets for priceline. I'm leaving Austin July 10 and returning July 25. That should leave plenty of time for mumsy, dadsy, and all the friendsies.

I miss them all so.

I chilled at Ruta Maya this afternoon. The weather was perfect. Not too cool, windy, or too hot. Juuust right. When I got there the place was empty. I got a coffee and read the newspaper and got some thinking done. I met a day labor leader named Pedro. We sat and talked about the weather and women and politics and the economy and family. We watched women in summer dresses walk by. It was one of those magical Ruta Maya afternoons.

I came home, diddled off for a while, then headed over to Gabby n Mo's for Becky's going away party. Tim was there, and Amy and her husband showed up too. It was great to see them all again. I guess the economy is picking back up if Kazan is any indicator, which I think it is. Becky played with her band Napolean Blownapart. It was great to hear the songs live. I had listened to them so many times on MP3. I met her girlfriend Amee and a bunch of other people. I saw Sherida and Jack too. I hadn't seen them in ages. Gabbys rocks. Remind me to go there more often. I helped Becky load up her truck with musical gear and said my goodbyes.

As I was saying my goodbyes I got a call from Karyn. She had almost been in a horrible car wreck. She witnessed a head-on accident involving a sedan and a Suburban. A woman had her legs pinned to the seat by the steering column. The police questioned Karyn. She was all shook up. So I drove over there and downed a bunch of Amaretto and watched "Run Lola Run" with her and talked about her boy problems. I give it one and a half thumbs up. I crashed over there (no pun intended).

I slept with her cat Max. What a cutie. Zzzz.. Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 18, 2001

Club Deville.

I rolled out of bed today all groggily. I had more weird dreams last night too. I'll spare you the details this time since they were nothing special. The phone rang. "KarynRowan" - better pick it up. Her voice was all awake and cheerful. After a few unsuccessful attempts, I managed to glue words together to the effect that I did intend on getting my hair cut today. I threw some clothes on and cruised up to the salon.

Salon? Say what? Yes, not a barber, and not a pair of scissors, two bottles of beer, and my bathroom mirror. A genuine upscale, foreign accented, arguably overpriced, full-service salon! Adriana works there.

I arrived ten minutes early for my appointment. I figured I ought to look at magazines to pick out a haircut. Wrong!!! No sooner did I walk through the door than I was plopped down in a barber chair by a rambunctious British hair stylist. The queen of hearts had spoken, "off with his hair!".

For the next half hour, locks upon locks of my brown hair fell to the floor. He said he was giving me a Paul Weller (of The Jam) cut. HE CUT IT ALL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! dfjhdkjfhskjfdhslkdjfhsldkjfhsdlf! But yeah, I like it, and I'm getting used to it.

My pal Cinde visited from San Antonio. I gave her the downtown Austin tour. (4th -> 6th -> Red River). We ran into my pal William at Ruta Maya. Karyn called and told us that she and Christie were at the Ritz, so I dragged William along to meet em. We all chit chatted for a bit and then William took off. It sucks that he's not 21 yet. Soon though. I think he'd get along pretty well with the posse.

Karyn, Christie, Cinde, David and I all chilled at the Ritz for a while. It's young Billy idol's birthday today and he was supposed to come celebrate at the Ritz. He never showed. We hit Club Deville and drank some delicious sour drinks. The conversation was brisk and fun. Cinde, Christie and David took back off for the Ritz while Karyn and I gabbed and gabbed.

Among other things, Karyn and I talked about what kind of girl I like. Her "hey, howabout her?" rate was way off. I think she has a better idea now. I hadn't thought about that in a while. Explicitly anyway... so that was fun.

We swaggered back over to the Ritz. I reaffirmed my ultimate supremacy in air hockey (since Adriana stayed home). Shot some pool. Chit chatted. Boogeyed on home. Wrote a bunch.

...and laid my body down to sleep. Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 13, 2001

Boobalicious.

The possee assembled early, and dressed to kill. A-lo in a 70's style go-go dress with a tasteful scarf, and K-rims (the getaway driver) in a low cut, short sleave number and a hoochie skirt. Both boobalicious. I wore black pants, black leather shoes and a striking black and white Hawaiian shirt. We mounted K-rims' Sweet-ride and headed down Lamar Blvd.

Law abiding and justice loving gangstas that we are, we stopped at a red traffic light. Biggity-bam! Suddenly a blue Cadillac slammed into the back of a Mitsubishi in front of us! Our initial shock at witnessing the collision was quickly overcome by the realization that the Cadillac didn't stop, but took a hard right and headed down the road. A hit-and-run!

K-rims pulled out in hot pursuit. She didn't drive very fast, but we was HOT, and in pursuit. He pulled off the main road to avoid the heat. We kept on pursuing to the next stop, we bust a left and headed to the next block. A-lo in the back seat ringed up the local fuzz and reported our coordinates. Police on the scene, you know what I mean. The lowered, chrome-rimmed, pimped-out Cadillac's filthy American engine spirited it far ahead of us, gaining much ground at the stop signs that dotted the escape route. As the taillights disappeared into the horizon our spirits sunk a bit, but we flowed like a harpoon, daily and nightly, and maintained pursuit.

The road came to a sharp right turn. As we made the turn the perp pulled out from the left side of the road. He had apparently stopped to appraise the damage to his front bumper. This was his fatal mistake. His second one of the evening, and one that would cost him dearly. I quickly jotted down the license plate number and we withdrew from the chase.

We met up with the disoriented victims of the hit-and-run back at the intersection, gave them the plate #, and disappeared in a puff of Smoothe-ride's exhaust.

Although sixth street was unworthy of our pimpness, A-lo was worthy of several cat calls and solicitations of prostitution. Thats the kind of bitches we is. The block was dead yo, so we continued to 818 A-lo Avenue. Another day, another adventure.

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Posted by Administrator on Jun 12, 2001

Coldplay.

I think I have some kind of stomach bug. I have no apetite, and when I do eat I feel nauseus. Eek! I saw Coldplay and Granddaddy at The Backyard tonight with Ryan and his crew. It was a good show. I just love those British accents. I've really gotta get my ass to the other side of the pond one of these days.

soon, soon.

-Evan Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 11, 2001

The Wolfman Cometh.

I awoke today and realized that I hadn't eated in a day and a half, so I made my way to Whole Foods for some grub and a drink. After so long I had ceased to be hungry. I did feel like I might fall over though. So eat I did. I stopped at flipnotics on the way home and grabbed a Chronicle and a Hazelnut Frape with mocha. There was a pretty girl there with a white laptop and KOSS headphones on, jamming to MP3's undoubtedly. You'd think a big geek like me could find something to talk about, but alas. So I headed home and took a nap.

Heres where it gets weird. I dreamt that there is a whole bunch of people who don't seem related to one another walking or running or riding a bike down the center of a wide road. One tall man tells us that the first to return wins. I have no idea if there is a prize or anything, but everybody took the race deathly seriously, so I did too. The race was to run as teams. Everybody had to cross the finish line as soon as possible. It really felt more like an evacuation than a race. So we all buddied up, on the run.

There was an asian schoolgirl riding a bicycle nearby. She looked slow. I picked her. So there we go, hauling ass on a bicycle away from, or towards some dangerous goal. The bicycle wasn't cutting it. We pulled over into a gates trailor park community. I approached one resident and verbally convinced him that I was supposed to test drive his car for someone named Charlie. This seemed to make sense to him and he helped me out through the narrow gate. It was a big 70-s style Plymoth. A huge, gas guzzling American car. She sits in the passenger's seat and I haul ass out of there.

The car was really lousy to handle, and in our mad rush to get somewhere, or escape something, we skidded slideways over curbs, crashed into walls, and smeared lots of shrubbery and mailboxes in our wake. The huge filthy, smoking American engine kept roaring away. We reach our destination which is a cabin set up in some deep dark woods, away from civilization. We pullied into the crushed rock driveway and hopped out. She ran into the first floor entrance of the 2-story picturesque cabin as I surveyed the arrival of our entourage from the second story balcony. They were delivering boxes full of paintings, personal articles, sports gear, etc. I think that asian bicycle girl was moving, and she had some kind of mystic signifigance.

The cabin sits on the top of a 50 foot steep hill among tall trees. Light shining out from the glass patio doors was the only light illuminating the scene. Back and forth, people raced down the lone path to the cabin in the darkness. I the wind began to blow. My senses got super-acute. The wind turned into a howling. The sound came from all around us. The beast was close. I shouted the alarm to everybody in earshot who immediatly turned and raced back to the cabin.

I eyed a lacrosse stick lying in a pile of boxes down below. I lept from the balcony and crashed down 70 feet below near the stick. No sooner had I grabbed the stick than the wolfman was upon me. I swung blindly and with full-force connected with his huge hairy head. He pounced on me, knocking me backwards into the hillside of soft, fertile dirt. I held his huge body off of me with the stick. His weight overcame me and soon pinned my throat to the ground with the stick.

He lunged his head in and tore a chunk out of my shoulder/neck with his huge incosors. My eyes clenched closed from the extreme pain. I opened them with my head tilted back, staring directly at a full-moon overhead. I entered some kind of berzerker rage and turned to the monster on top of me. I bit through the carbon reinforced metal shaft at my throat like it was butter. The shaft split in two. I thrust the sharp, gnarled stub of the shaft up through the creature's heart. His black body laid limp in the dank soil.

The end.

Suddenly, and without warning, my plans changed from an Emo's romp to a movie night at Adriana's. We watched "The Lady's Man". It was funny. Two thumbs up. Your butt. Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 10, 2001

Race car.

I interviewed with my recruiter today. I have so much more experience and confidence than when I first started working for Kazan. I'm crazy grateful for that opportunity too. I picked up a couple cool shirts at Buffalo Exchange and went to 1/5 Griffith at the Ritz.

I ran into Kevin from Kazan upstairs. His cousin was the singer. She was pretty. She had a nice voice. She sang with a jazz band. He told me a story about how he met the lead guy of Radiohead in Europe. It was a fun story.

I coordinated the evening with Adriana and Karyn, but it took them a long time to get to the show. I chatted it up with Christie until her asshole friend with a chin piercing showed up. We played cutthroat pool and he tried to cheat. He tried to take a turn after he missed a shot. I wasn't looking obviously. He thought he could get away with it, but noooo no. When they showed up Karyn had forgottten her license so we all drove back to her house to grab it and then we returned to the club. It turns out that 1/5 Griffith played first and we missed em. Oh well.

The night was overall pretty good though. I gave Missus Margaritas another chance and she did me in pretty good. Two. We talked to Stephanie and her spikey haired friend. Mary was there tonight but she didn't say anything to me.

I have been really anxious lately. I have been grinding my teeth and teething and lusting and grrrrrrrrrr! And having nightmares. I think I may have figured it out though. My job was really mentally draining. It provided an outlet for all of this brainpower. Now I don't have that same load to bear. So my brain goes to other things. And rabidly! I got to intensely into air hockey tonight. I need something to chew on. Mentally and otherwise.

Rawr! Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 08, 2001

Messy.

We went out to see Moulin Rouge last night but they mis-advertised in the Chronicle and it wasn't playing yet. doh! So we headed downtown to the Ritz and I shot pool with some tattoo'd whore. Of course we met some people we knew and followed them to Lovejoys where the drinks were stronger. I'm giving liquer another shot. I think maybe it's not so bad after all. After a few Margaritas I was toasted and passionate. I got all sloppy when I got home and wrote "Messy". Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 07, 2001

Adrianafest.

I've been grinding my teeth for the past few days and I have no idea why. It's creepy, I think I do it in my sleep too. For the last few days I have also been having super-intense dreams about water - the ocean specifically. Water dragging me under concrete barges and huge tsunami sized waves flooding a seaside hut and drowning everybody around me. I also dreamt of my teeth falling out. And there was quartz crystal where the roots should be. I tried to stuff em back in. I was freaked out in my dream. You can see why. This is probably a little weird to read. Needless to say, I've been brushing like a mudder fuk.

Last night I gabbed with Adriana on the phone for an hour or two. She worked as I slept all day. She's got a swank new receptionist job. I'm starting to feel a little useless not having a job. Soon enough though, soon enough.

I went to pick up my pictures from the trip to Mexico but stupid HEB didn't have em back yet. I hope the processing is much better. I wanna see em! Due to traffic and stuff I was like an hour late meeting up with Adriana in the evening. We watched some tube for a bit on her roommate's awesome couch. She was real sleepy. Then we grabbed some cheap Mexican grub at a nearby restaurant. After that we took the Altima down to catch the "Real Heroes" playing on the roof of Waterloo Brewing Company. They were really good and fun. They sound a little like Barenaked Ladies crossed with a punk rock band. Yeah!

After their set we pumped some quarters into a video-crack machine and touched naked babes and hunks. That's always a hoot. Winslow played after them and they sounded horrible. I almost ordered cheese fries there but they were $7.50 for a plate!! That was far too rich for my ghetto-ass. We blew that pop stand!

We walked on down to Casino and ordered some sanely priced cheese fries. Adriana then proceeded to whup my ass at Ms Pac Man. I hung my head in shame. hehe. Here's a notable quote from the victor, "The fruit is very important to me." What a goofball! I love it. Speaking of "victor", we visited her friend Victor next door and then headed back to her place.

She's a pathological pack rat. She can't throw anything away. Worse than me. She's into all this 70's-style stuff. The problem is that she doesn't have enough space for it all. She showed me her Dreamcast/internet setup, waxed nostalgic about Garbage Pail Kids, looked through old pictures, and gabbed into the early morning hours. She gets funny when she's tired. Cute though.

It turns out that Karyn caught a kissy illness from the cute blonde boy. She's running a temperature of 102.

Deep thought for the day:
"Damned if you do, damned if you don't." -Bart Simpson Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 04, 2001

Bikers.

Good day today, yes it was. Woke up late, had some pb&j, diddled off on the internet for a while and headed downtown. Ran into Selenia at Casino. It was nice and casual and friendly. Not too weird. Thats good. It's allll good.

Ran into Mary shootin' pool at the Ritz. That was kinda neat, I didn't know that was her scene. She's a neat chica too. I seem to be swamped with neat chicas lately.

I sorta bounced back and forth between the Ritz and Casino. Upon bouncing back to da Ritz, Christie gnabbed me, we hugged, and introduced me to her Houston peeps. The guy across from me acted all "asshole" and rubbed his forehead when I tried to introduce myself. Kinda weird. Later I found out he thought he had rights over Christie and I was a guy. Bah. More junior high drama.

Christie and I went next door and grabbed a slice of Satan Pizza with about one and a half pepperoni's on it. Word to the Angels on Armageddon day: "his weakness is Pepperoni." I walked ten feet to the curb and turned around. Christie was gone. That girl can get lost in a hallway. haha. She reappeared and we plopped down on the curb to munch on the pizza. We discussed how we were both going through withdrawl.

Suddenly, and without warning, two little hands cover up my eyes from behind. I kinda wiggle and goof until I hear "I gots a stoop!". haha. It was Adriana! My Posse's on Sixth Street.

We went off to Lovejoys where we finally met her roommate with the birthday. It turns out she chills at Lavaca St Bar. I knew I recognized her from somewhere. I dragged a chair over to the table and Karyn spilled beer all over it before I could sit down on it. It was cartoon funny.

It was very important to a boy next to us to know the first name of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. The streets were packed with bikers tonight. Walking back to my car I witnessed many an inebriated woman talking it up (and mounting up) with some black-leather clad biker guys. Danger works man. I need a tattoo or something.

Thats the deep thought for the day. ;) Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 03, 2001

Footsie.

Tonight was Adriana's roommate's birthday, so we assembled at 11pm, grabbed a big chunkola of lesbian chic b-day cake and headed downtown. Fourth street - my stompin' ground. We parked in the parking garage and walked to her work. She had escaped. For the rest of the evening we smuggled the birthday cake all around with us. You know in highschool how they make girls carry around a sack of flour all day to make them realize the responsibilities of caring for a child? It was sortof like that, except we wanted to eat it.

We hoofed it all the way to the Ritz where I spazzed on air hockey. I need to find a game I'm not so good at, and one that doesn't make me sweat my caucasian butt off.

I realized that the Ritz does not exactly abound with cute chicas. It's definitely "testosterone heavy". Oh well. I guess that'll keep me outta trouble for a while.

We shared a cup of chocolate ice cream on the way back to the car. We checked out some party, but it was pretty dead - just three people playing footsie and watching movies. We chilled on "da stoop", swung by Adriana's swank new apartment and headed our seperate ways.

I realized tonight that all these songs keep popping into my head when we talk. And then I feel compelled to speak em. And I'm a goofy bastard, and it's alright, because I'm among friends. Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 02, 2001

Casino.

Ahh, more mini-adventures. I met the girls at Casino tonight. They were sitting with two guys I hadn't met before. Eric and David. Both were cool as shit. David knew Selenia.

"I had a crush - nothing works out" - Superchunk - Detroit has a skyline

David looks like Billy Idol. We teased him about it all night. He was a good sport. We drank a couple pitchers of Pyramid Heifeweisen and lemon. Everybody liked it amazingly. Even the non-beer drinker who shall remain anonymous for fear of public ridicule. We all drank and swapped food and fries and beer. It was like an alcoholic communal punk rock sharefest right there in Casino. It was beautiful.

So I totally got the blow off from that dumb girl. (who is dumb only by virtue of blowing me off). We head to the Ritz and meet their flamboyant friend Chuck. Biggity bam, we head to Chuck's house party which was promoted as "there is no beer, no pot, and drugs". And it was still a good scene. If you knew Chuck, you would understand how he pulled it off. The guy is HIGH ENERGY. He's also an artist.

He showed us a layered vinyl piece of an ex-girlfriend of his. She was crazy hot. Even on vinyl. Too "flat" fot my tastes though. ha ha ha.

We chilled for a bit on the couch and slipped out before the red haired roommate bitch kicked everybody out. A little late-night tailgate action, a pinch of stubbornness, and the evening came to a close. Continue Reading…

Posted by Administrator on Jun 01, 2001