Wonderful Wednesday
After listening to Stabbing Westward, mutilating my genitals, consuming multivitamins, eating like a fat man, and getting a good night's sleep, I have managed to snap out of yesterday's black funk.Happy day!
I took Natasha out to Zilker for a lunch picnic at Zilker Park. Squirrels mated while we sat on the bottom of a small dried-up stone pond. The sun peeked through the trees to warm us and light the scene with a golden glow. I poured Pepsi from the bottle into styrofoam cups as if it was a wine of the finest vintage. I commented on the aroma and swirled it around the botton of the cup with sophistication. Then she found a long stick and we played "Singapore Bubble Gum Criminal". I won't get into the dirty details of the game. Let's just say that I hope the ass welts heal soon.
Here's a little story about the other night..
We met a transient bandito in the hallway who was muleing drugs across the border in his colon
and since my head got ran over by a delivery truck walking back from the club
we shot up some heroin to kill the pain
then the hot lesbian sex began
Clint was unprepared
He cried, "can't I nurse just a little longer, mommy?!"
The answer was, "no".
The end.
Posted by Administrator on Sunday, February 03, 2002